6 Pesanan Nabi waktu IJtimak?
4 weeks ago
Jul 5, 2010
Mengenal Nombor
Seorang Guru Tadika bertanya kepada anak muridnya…
Guru: “Siapa didalam kelas ini yang mengenal nombor?”
Ahmad: “Saya Cikgu”
Guru : “Apa betul awak kenal nombor-nombor?” ! ;
Ahmad: “Ya Cikgu.. Saya telah belajar dengan ayah”
Guru : “Baiklah.. mari kita lihat… selepas 3..berapa?”
Ahmad: “4″
Guru : “Bagus… Selepas 6?”
Ahmad: “7″
Guru : “Ya.. Bagus.. selepas 9?”
Ahmad: “10″
Guru : “Ya.. Bagus sekali… nampaknya ayahmu benar-benar mengambil berat tentang pelajaran kamu.. Okeylah.. Akhir sekali..selepas sepuluh.. berapa?”
Ahmad: “Jack, Queen, & King”
Farting Problem
There's a woman that has a big problem when it came to farting.
She farts all the time, yet is never able to smell or hear them.
So one day she decides to go to the doctor about the problem.
She tells him how she is always leaving these long, hard farts that she can never smell or hear.
The doctor thinks about it and sends her home with some pills, telling her to come back a week later.
When she comes back to his office, she tells him how she still is having these horrible farts, but now they smell like rotting eggs.
The doctor's only reaction to this was... “It's good to know we cleared up your sinuses. Now to work on your hearing....”
She farts all the time, yet is never able to smell or hear them.
So one day she decides to go to the doctor about the problem.
She tells him how she is always leaving these long, hard farts that she can never smell or hear.
The doctor thinks about it and sends her home with some pills, telling her to come back a week later.
When she comes back to his office, she tells him how she still is having these horrible farts, but now they smell like rotting eggs.
The doctor's only reaction to this was... “It's good to know we cleared up your sinuses. Now to work on your hearing....”
Apr 23, 2010
Four Engineers and a Broken Car
There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down. "Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the mechanical engineer. "Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system." "I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead." They all turn to the computer engineer who has said nothing and say: "Well, what do you think?" "Ummm - perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again?"
Feb 14, 2010
live and learn
I stared into the light
To kill some of my pain
It was all in vain
Cause no senses remain
But an ache in my body
And regret on my mind
But I’ll be fine
To kill some of my pain
It was all in vain
Cause no senses remain
But an ache in my body
And regret on my mind
But I’ll be fine
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